thefunniestpost:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

(Source: french-tea)

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

Note Card Wisdom

death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:

Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard

january:

okay yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life so far
february:

well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done
march:

lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday
april:

awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all
may:

mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen
june:

since when is it summer
july:

blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging
august:

i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg
september:

take me back to the fucking summer
october:

HALLOFUCKINWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS
november:

everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer
december:

chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL IT.